Bondatory

[Toothy-Grin Jade]

Been watching bond films and let me tell ya. They are pretty bad until Daniel Kriag. Sean connory needs to be put in a prison for his freaky ass behavior. Its strange knowing Austin powers is a parody of bond films. Old bond films are super slap stick and really fun. Kinda insane to think people took these films serious.

[jaytomatic]

oof, one and a half stars for goldeneye. I haven't seen it since it came out, but I thought it was great as a kid.

[Toothy-Grin Jade]

Live and let die is the worst bond film for being the most racist shit in the world. The plot is every African decent in America is working together to mass produce heroin. they will release 2 billion dollars worth of heroin into the streets for free. everyone will be so addicted to heroin that the head villain will own both phone companies and have a monopoly in America. This also not even touching the Voodoo subplot and white woman wearing darker shades of make up to pass off as a Romani mystic. its pretty awful.

[Toothy-Grin Jade]

oof, one and a half stars for goldeneye. I haven't seen it since it came out, but I thought it was great as a kid.

Its just a normal 80s action film, with a meh plot. nothing really stood out to me and while typing this i had to look at the plot synopsis to remember the film again. I will say Tomorrow Never Dies was a better Bronson film. 

[xaja]

the best part about goldeneye was the n64 game

[jaytomatic]

the best part about goldeneye was the n64 game

that game did absolutely rule